Some whimsical Christmas observations from 60 Watt. Add yours at the address below
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Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven. W.C. Fields
Merry Christmas.
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Dennis Miller
Merry Christmas.
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a principled banker and Santa Claus were riding in the lift of one of London's finest hotels. Just before the doors opened, they all noticed a £50 note lying on the floor. Which one picked it up? Santa, of course. The other two don't exist.
Merry Christmas.
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
P.J. O'Rourke
Merry Christmas.
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